Time Waster...

I got a cock like a donkey hard as a rock and a trigger finger itchier than chicken pox...

Courtesy of Daniel Foss and Uhaul...
This may be old news to some of you but I just heard this song a few weeks ago and I wanna make sure that everyone who hasn't heard it has an opportunity to sit with a postcoital grin on their faces for three minutes.

Oh, and just as a side note, Jamie Kennedy might as well mix himself up a Drano smoothie before he goes to bed tonight cause you can't go anywhere but down from "Rollin' with Saget".

If Anyone Has a J555 Similar to This, Please Contact Me.

Hypocracy Reigns Supreme!

It always amazes me how every one of these blogs and fashion/design/sneaker/gossip sites posts what we all know to be the downfall of modern culture, family, and society as a cute little piece of commentary that is "right on" with their ideas while embedded in a cascade of branding, marketing, and materialism to the highest extreme. In that fashion, here is my compliance with the unwritten rules of the blog world... As long as I post something that shows that I know I'm wrong for the piles of sweatshop produced goods littering my house and the ability I have to recite product releases and marketing slogans on command, I'm still socially concious and acceptable right?
Totally bro, those shoes on fire are hot!

Espo Car...

Omitted Sneaker Pimps Flicks...

More stuff I forgot earlier this month...

CJ Doing Big Things!

A little late on the news, but it's nice to see someone who deserves it winning comps at 3rd Lair... Congatulations CJ!

New Kobe's St. Alfreds, Huf, ARC, Premium Goods, UNDFTD

Coutesy of Slam x Hype... Don't know how I feel about the shoe, but St. Alfred's colors are fresh!

J-Pod...

This is my new favorite book... I guess it's only good if you like a sarcastic recount of the exploits of hyper-intelligent, amoral nerds whose pot growing, lesbian, ballroom dancing parents hang out with smack dealing people smuggling Chinese nationals who can make people dissapear into a heroin addicted servitude at a fake Nike factory outside of Shanghai... But otherwise it sucks...

New Lakai 2007 Preview

Weekly Drop

Great two part interview giving great "streetwear" perspective from the cats over @ Weekly Drop with Alyasha of Fiberops.

Net Neutrality Act... Extremely important to all the sites you go to...

Save the Internet!

The Net Neutrality Act keeps the internet public domain in this country and abroad... It ensures that large companies like Comcast, RCN, AT&T, etc. don't get special priveledge in the departments of bandwidth and upload/download priority over little guys like all the sneaker, entertainment, underground news, and urban sites that we frequent. Move-On.org is doing a whole bunch of protest and petitions at Senate offices across the country, but Illinois needs help. Call Dick Durbin if you don't want to see his campaign donors run his political agenda. 312-353-4952 is his office number.
If you want to sign the petition, it can be done at
THIS WEBSITE... "Congress must keep the Internet free and open by voting for meaningful and enforceable Network Neutrality--the Internet's First Amendment."

Unless you feel like waiting some minutes before sites like this will load, I suggest you speak up.
For the map of where senators stand on the issue, GO HERE

C2 Customs... The kid is 16 and FRESH!

C2 out of Milwaukee... Probably the best American customizer I know of... Collaboration? Please?

Get Green in the City...

Chicago is one of the greenest cities- voluntarily - in the country... Our energy should follow suit... Interesting article on green living appliances for metropolis'.

Lupe's New Video...

More Stolen Hypeness...

Spike Lee x Ecko

Stolen from Hype Beast... New line from Ecko and 40 acres and a mule.

Let's hear one for Dante.

I'd like everyone to put their hands together for Dante Basco (or as you might know him, RUFIO) it's good to see him getting work some work other than that silly little band he was in (also entitled Rufio). It's so nice to see those budding stars we all emulated as children (come on admit it) staying true to the game and saying fuck a nine to five. The fact that he did it on Entourage (the funniest thing Marky Mark has done since starting to call himself Mark Wahlberg) in an episode that brings a pseudo-sub culture one step closer to it's mainstream middle American supernova. Sorry kids, Fly Kicks and everything, but pay attention to who you're really supporting, let's stop funneling hard earned money into corporations profiting from misery and get back to some classic hobbies; like collecting antique mosaics and STD's.

More Risk Shots - Sneaker Pimps Chicago 2006

Risk's Photos - Sneaker Pimps Chicago 2006

SP Photos Continued

I go canoeing in 3 hours, back the 28th...

Sneaker Pimps 06' Photos...

Sneaker Pimps Chicago got wild this year!
Check the photos... By Lindsey Groves...